jack strachan

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A guy who acts like a lovebird but has the brain of a goldfish. He'll use you like a chump and then disappear faster than a fart in a wind tunnel.
He asked me to help him study, then went out and got wasted. I'm still stuck with his math test.
He said he'd be my boyfriend forever, then ghosted me after I paid for his pizza.
He promised to help me move, then left me with all the boxes. Classic Jack.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He's the type of guy who thinks he's cool, but he's just plain stupid. He'll charm you into doing his homework and then forget about you like you're yesterday's trash.
He said he'd help me with my math, then I saw him playing video games instead.
He called me his best friend, then he blocked me when I asked for my money back.
He asked me to be his girlfriend, then he forgot about me the next day.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He's like a puppy who thinks he's a king. He'll take all your money and then act like you're the one who owes him.
He borrowed $20 and said he'd pay me back. He hasn't even texted me since.
He said he'd be my partner in crime, then he took all the credit and left me with the blame.
He asked me to be his girlfriend, then he left me for someone else the next day.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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