jack stott

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A stench so strong it could make a saint vomit. It comes from a fat, lonely guy from the North East who probably smells like old socks and regret.
My cousin said his roommate is a jack stott. I believe him because I can't breathe anymore.
The guy at the gym is a jack stott. I ran out and bought a new gym membership.
My dog ran away from a jack stott. He's still hiding under my bed.
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A person so bad at life, they make bad breath look good. They also smell like a landfill on a hot day and are from the North East.
I saw my uncle at the bus stop. He's a jack stott. The bus driver left the stop.
My friend said his boss is a jack stott. I believe him because I can't stand the office anymore.
My neighbor is a jack stott. I think he's trying to kill me with his smell.
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A guy so fat and smelly, he could ruin a party. He’s from the North East and probably smells like a wet sock that’s been in a garbage bin for a year.
My dad said my uncle is a jack stott. I saw him and I believe him. I ran out of the room.
My teacher said my classmate is a jack stott. I believe her because I can’t focus on math anymore.
I asked my friend why he left the house. He said, 'There’s a jack stott in there.'
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