Jack Stevens

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The biggest idiot who can’t shut up about stupid old jokes and thinks messing with his step mom is cool. He’s like a broken toaster, loud and useless.
Jack just texted me: 'Remember when I fell off the roof? I did it for you.'
He tried to ask his step mom to marry him in front of the whole school.
He sent me a meme from 2012 and called it 'epic.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A walking miracle who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s got the eyes of a god and the brain of a goldfish.
He asked me out 12 times in one day. I’m still traumatized.
He told me his eyes are 'the best ever' and I believed him for five minutes.
He texted me a photo of his smile and said 'look at me, I’m perfect.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most amazing human being who will hug you until you suffocate and then tell you he’s ‘just being friendly.’ He’s like a golden retriever with a PhD in being annoying.
He showed up at my house with a cake and cried because I didn’t like it.
He gave me a hug that lasted three minutes and said 'I just love you so much.'
He texted me a picture of his eyes and said 'look at me, I’m beautiful.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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