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A total meathead who thinks he's the king of the world
Jack Stanford walked into a bar and told the bartender he owned it.
He tried to fight a chicken and lost.
He called his mom a pizza and said it was a compliment.
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A guy who thinks he's tough but is just loud
Jack Stanford screamed at a cloud and got yelled at back.
He challenged a librarian to a duel and lost because he didn't know how to use a book.
He tried to bench press a donut and it fell on his face.
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A human version of a broken blender
Jack Stanford tried to make smoothies and ended up with a mess.
He shouted at a smoothie and it exploded.
He tried to drink a whole blender and it wouldn’t fit.
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A guy who thinks he's a superhero but can't even tie his shoes
Jack Stanford tried to save the world but forgot his socks.
He fought a villain and lost because he tripped on a noodle.
He tried to fly but fell into a cake.
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A man who thinks he's tough but is just loud and dumb
Jack Stanford yelled at a tree and it didn’t listen.
He tried to fight a robot and lost because he didn’t know what a robot was.
He told a joke and no one laughed because it was about a sock.
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A guy who thinks he's the toughest man alive but is just a loud, messy mess
Jack Stanford tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire.
He shouted at a microwave and it exploded.
He tried to dance and fell into a cake.