jack-stalker

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A person who chases someone online and then drives like a maniac for 1,000 miles just to show up at their job and house like a crazy person.
I saw him at my office. He was wearing my boss's hat.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a death threat.
He followed me to the grocery store and asked the cashier if I was married.
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A psycho who stalks you on social media and then shows up at your job and home like they own the place.
He sat in my chair at work and ate my lunch.
He texted me from my mom's phone. I was confused.
He showed up at my house with a fake ID and a lie.
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A person who chases you online and then follows you for miles just to bother you in real life.
He showed up at my gym and did my workout with me.
He texted me from my dad's phone. It was weird.
He showed up at my job and asked if I was single.
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A person who stares at your profile like it's a movie and then shows up at your house like it's a sequel.
He showed up at my job with a coffee and a sneer.
He texted me from my brother's phone. I thought it was a prank.
He sat in my car and said, 'You're not going anywhere.'
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A person who follows you on the internet and then drives for a thousand miles just to bother you in real life.
He showed up at my job and asked if I was tired.
He texted me from my sister's phone. I got confused.
He sat in my car and said, 'You're going to listen to me.'
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A person who follows you online and then shows up at your work and house like they're the main character in your life.
He showed up at my job and said, 'You're not getting out of this.'
He texted me from my mom's phone. I was confused.
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a death threat.
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