Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Nothing. Zero. Shit. Maybe a short, fat guy who looks like he just got out of a dumpster.

You asked him for help and he said, 'Jack squat, buddy.'

He had jack squat on his mind when he walked in wearing a sock and a hat.

She said, 'I got jack squat for lunch.'

2

Nothin' at all. Like you lost your last sock and your last brain cell.

He had jack squat to offer when he showed up empty-handed.

She said, 'I got jack squat to show for this.'

He said, 'I got jack squat on my mind.'

3

Not even a tiny bit of somethin'. Like your brain went on vacation and forgot to come back.

He said, 'I got jack squat to give you.'

She said, 'I got jack squat to show for this.'

He told me, 'I got jack squat to show for my life.'

4

Not knowin' nothin'. Like you've never seen a toilet and you're confused about how it works.

He said, 'I know jack squat about this.'

She said, 'I got jack squat to say about that.'

He told me, 'I know jack squat about this.'

5

Nothin'. Just nothin'. Like you ate the last piece of pizza and you're still hungry.

He said, 'I know jack squat about this.'

She said, 'I got jack squat to say about that.'

He said, 'I got jack squat to show for my life.'

6

Even less than squat. Like you had a dream and it was about a sock.

He said, 'I got jack squat to show for this.'

She said, 'I got jack squat to give you.'

He told me, 'I got jack squat to say about that.'

7

A fancy way to say 'jack shit.' Like you're too good to use the real words.

He said, 'I know jack squat about this.'

She said, 'I got jack squat to show for this.'

He told me, 'I know jack squat about that.'