Jack special

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Jack special is when you go in a toilet and pee on the floor like a feral animal and if you're extra happy, you might poop on the floor like a feral animal too.

I did a jack special in the school bathroom and the janitor yelled at me like I was a criminal.

My brother did a jack special in the mall toilet and got locked out.

I did a jack special in my mom's car and she was mad for a week.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A drink and a cry is when you’re sad and drunk like that guy on TV who cried and drank wine and sometimes both.

I had a drink and a cry after my dog died and I cried so hard I spilled my wine.

My mom had a drink and a cry after my dad left her.

I had a drink and a cry because my pizza was cold.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack special is when you eat ice cream in the winter like a lunatic and it melts all over your face.

I ate ice cream in the snow and it melted in my mouth like a disaster.

My friend had a jack special in the middle of a blizzard and got hypothermia.

I had a jack special in my gym class and my teacher got mad.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack special is when you shove your whole hand into a lady’s butt, finger her until she cums, and then you dump it in her butt while she poops and you poop in her butt too and then you feed the mess to a dog and kill it and eat it and give it to niggers and watch them die.

I did a jack special with my girlfriend and then she killed my dog and I ate it.

I did a jack special with my sister and she made me eat a dead dog.

I did a jack special with my mom and she gave me a smoothie that killed my neighbor.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack special is when jxckluvsxims rams a hot steamy Bobby up your arse at high speed and burns you with friction like a hot dog in a toaster.

jxckluvsxims did a jack special on me and I felt like a hot dog in a microwave.

My friend got a jack special from jxckluvsxims and he cried like a baby.

I did a jack special on my brother and he got friction burns from hell.

by Slangipedia 10d ago