Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A hot pirate who’s half crazy and talks like he just woke up from a rum hangover.

Why do I love Jack Sparrow? Because he’s like a drunk prince who stole a ship.

Jack Sparrow is the only pirate who could make a mutiny sound romantic.

I’d follow Jack Sparrow anywhere, even if he leads me to a pirates’ jail.

2

The only pirate who’s got a tattoo on his eyelid and a permanent blush from too much rum.

Jack Sparrow’s face is a slap waiting to happen, and I’m ready.

Jack Sparrow’s eyeliner is so good, it deserves its own pirate medal.

If slapping was a sport, Jack Sparrow would be the champion.

3

A pirate who’s half drunk, half genius, and 100% ridiculous.

Jack Sparrow’s a cocktail of dumb and smart, and he’s got a ship to prove it.

He’s like a pirate who could solve a math problem and still miss a ship.

Jack Sparrow’s brain is a bottle of rum, and it’s always full.

4

The only pirate who can make a boiled egg sound like a love letter.

Jack Sparrow’s eggs are the only ones I’d eat after a pirate fight.

He serves up eggs like they’re royal treasure.

Jack Sparrow’s eggs are so good, they deserve their own pirate song.

5

The best pirate who ever sailed, and he’s got a sword and a smile to prove it.

Jack Sparrow’s smile is more dangerous than his sword.

He’s the only pirate who can duel and still look like he just got out of bed.

Jack Sparrow’s sword is sharp, but his charm is sharper.

6

The sexiest pirate who ever lived, and he’s got a rum problem and a ship to prove it.

Jack Sparrow’s ship is sexy, but his smile is sexier.

He’s got a rum problem, a sword, and a face that screams 'I’m not ready yet.'

Jack Sparrow is the only pirate who makes being lost sound romantic.

7

A pirate who looks like he just jumped out of a rum bottle and onto a ship.

Jack Sparrow walks like he owns the sea, and the rum.

He’s got a face that says, 'I’ve had too much rum, and I’m not sorry.'

Jack Sparrow’s style is rum, eyeliner, and a sword.