Jack Snyder

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a magical creature with the power to make your life feel like a never-ending nightmare, and he probably has tigers blood in him. He moves through life like he’s got 10 toes and a god in his pocket.
Jack Snyder just walked in and my whole day went to hell.
He’s like Zeus’s kid with a tiger’s blood IV drip.
He danced through my lunch break like it was a party.
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the kind of golfer who swears at the ball and the sky if it doesn’t go where he wants it to go.
Jack Snyder just hit a hole-in-one and called the golf ball a 'disgraceful piece of sh*t.'
He plays golf like it owes him money.
He said the golf course had a bad attitude.
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a total piece of sh*t who thinks the world revolves around him and his bad decisions.
Jack Snyder called me a 'disgrace to humanity' for not liking his coffee.
He took credit for my success and called me a 'f***ing failure.'
He said the world was 'f***ed up' because I didn’t text him back.
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