Jack sledge

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When a guy gets hit so hard his nuts make a noise like a balloon popping and then he goes boom
My cousin got Jack Sledged by a brick and now he’s crying like a baby.
The guy got Jack Sledged by a boulder and his pants are soaked.
I Jack Sledged my buddy and now he’s running away like a chicken with no head.
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When someone gets hit so hard their balls go pop and they scream like a girl at a horror movie
My dad got Jack Sledged by a hammer and he screamed like a girl.
I Jack Sledged my brother and he ran out of the room like he was on fire.
The guy got Jack Sledged by a baseball bat and his face turned red.
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When a guy is hit so hard his junk makes a loud noise and he looks like he’s about to die
My friend got Jack Sledged by a rock and he looked like he was going to cry.
I Jack Sledged my teacher and now he’s writing me a note.
The man got Jack Sledged by a brick and his pants were soaked.
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