Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Pooping on a soft paper thing like a napkin or paper towel and then smacking someone in the face with it while you still have it in your hand.

I had to jack slap my brother because he ate my last taco.

My mom jack slapped me for not doing my homework.

Jack slapping my friend because he called me a f***ing dummy.

2

Hitting someone fast and hard because you're mad, and it's so strong it makes them go blank.

He jack slapped me so hard I forgot my own name.

My dad jack slapped me for eating the last slice of pizza.

My friend got jack slapped for stealing my snack.

3

Getting hit so hard you don't know your own name, like you lost your mind.

I got jack slapped so hard I forgot who I was.

My sister jack slapped me until I didn't know who I was.

He got jack slapped and forgot his own name.

4

When you slap someone so hard they don't know what's going on, and it's either happening now or will happen later.

I'm jack slapping my brother right now.

I'll jack slap you tomorrow for being a f***ing idiot.

He was jack slapped last week and still doesn't know who he is.

5

Beating someone with your wiener and then peeing on their face.

He jack slapped me with his wiener and peed on my face.

My friend jack slapped me with his wiener and I cried.

I jack slapped my brother and he peed on me.

6

When you pee in your hand and then slap someone in the face with it.

I jack slapped my brother with my peed hand.

He jack slapped me with his peed hand and I f***ing screamed.

I jack slapped my friend with my peed hand and he ran away.

7

Hitting someone in the junk so hard it feels like a f***ing explosion.

He jack slapped me in the junk and I f***ing screamed.

I jack slapped my brother and he fell down.

My friend got jack slapped in the junk and cried like a baby.