Jack Silkstone

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Jack Silkstone is a total cocky twat who thinks he's the king of Thorpe Park. He’s always there with his sidekick Kieran, who's just as full of himself.

Jack was screaming at the roller coaster like it owed him money.

Kieran tried to film the drop tower and got stuck on it.

Jack told the staff he’d come back every day until they gave him free pizza.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Silkstone is a loudmouth who can’t shut up. He’s always at Thorpe Park with Kieran, another loudmouth who’s too proud to admit he’s loud.

Jack shouted so loud the animals in the zoo got scared.

Kieran tried to take a selfie with a lion and got clawed.

Jack threatened to leave Thorpe Park unless he got a discount.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jack Silkstone is a big-headed idiot who thinks he’s the best at Thorpe Park. Kieran, another big-headed idiot, is his annoying cameraman.

Jack tried to ride every ride in one day and ended up puking.

Kieran dropped his camera in the splash zone and got soaked.

Jack yelled at the staff until they gave him a VIP pass.

by Slangipedia 10d ago