Jack Siciliano

I saw Jack in the grocery store and I thought I was looking at a hairy monster.

Jack walked into the bar and the bartender said, 'We don’t need no hairy freaks here.'

My dog ran away from Jack and didn’t come back.

Jack showed up to my party and I thought the whole room was a hairball.

My mom said Jack looked like a squirrel that got stuck in a vacuum.

Jack walked into the gym and the weights ran away from him.

I saw Jack in the park and I thought the trees were trying to hide from him.

Jack walked into the office and the boss said, 'We don’t need no mop man here.'

My cat ran away from Jack and didn’t come back.