Jack shut up

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Jack is a name that only losers or super smug people have. "Jack shut up" is what you yell when Jack is being a loud, annoying, corny pain in the butt.
Jack: "I’m gonna be a rock star!" Me: "Jack shut up."
Jack: "I’m the best at everything." Me: "Jack shut up."
Jack: "I just won a gold medal." Me: "Jack shut up."
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Jack is the kind of name that makes people want to scream. "Jack shut up" is what you say when Jack is talking too much and making everything sound stupid.
Jack: "I just invented a new way to tie shoes." Me: "Jack shut up."
Jack: "I’m gonna be a king." Me: "Jack shut up."
Jack: "I just made a sandwich." Me: "Jack shut up."
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Jack is a name that comes from a bad dream. "Jack shut up" is what you say when Jack is being a loud, smug, annoying piece of garbage.
Jack: "I’m gonna be a superhero." Me: "Jack shut up."
Jack: "I just beat my dad." Me: "Jack shut up."
Jack: "I have a plan." Me: "Jack shut up."
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