Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Zero, nada, absolutely nothing. Like you’re so empty you could be a vacuum cleaner.

You asked him what he did all day and he said, 'Jack shit.'

She failed the test and said, 'Jack shit happened.'

He tried to explain the problem, but it was just jack shit.

2

The worst kind of nothing. Like your mom’s leftovers after she forgot to cook.

He had jack shit to show for his whole year of work.

She said she had no idea what was going on, and that was jack shit.

He lost the bet and said, 'I got jack shit.'

3

A fancy way to say you don’t know anything and probably never will.

He said, 'Jack shit, I just woke up.'

She asked him what he did and he said, 'Jack shit, I was sleeping.'

He told his friend, 'Jack shit, I don’t know anything.'

4

Nothing. Just nothing. Like your brain after you’ve been drinking for a week.

He had jack shit to say about the whole thing.

She looked at him and said, 'You have jack shit.'

He asked what was going on, and he got jack shit for an answer.

5

Having nothing. Like your wallet after you’ve spent all your money on snacks.

He said he had jack shit to do that day.

She had jack shit on her hands.

He had jack shit for a whole week.

6

Jack shit is like a pile of worthless poop, but you’re still surrounded by it.

He said, 'Jack shit, I don’t know what that is.'

She looked at the mess and said, 'Jack shit is everywhere.'

He told his friend, 'Jack shit is the worst thing ever.'

7

When you’re so low you’re doing two embarrassing things at once.

He was doing jack shit in the bathroom.

She said, 'I was doing jack shit when you called.'

He told his friend, 'I was doing jack shit in the middle of the day.'