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Being so obsessed with Jack Dylan Grazer you’d rather eat a plate of spaghetti with ketchup than watch anything else

I skipped my math test to watch Jack Dylan Grazer's new movie. I failed. Worth it.

I texted my crush ‘I love you’ and got a reply: ‘I love Jack Dylan Grazer more.’ I cried.

I drew a mustache on my teacher’s face and wrote ‘Jack Dylan Grazer is my husband’ on the board.

When you get a hard-on just by seeing Jack Dylan Grazer's face in a commercial

I got a hard-on during commercial break. My friend asked why. I said, ‘Jack Dylan Grazer.’

I walked into a store and saw Jack Dylan Grazer on a poster. I fell over. I got a discount.

I told my mom I was going to the store. I came back with a bag of chips and a poster of Jack Dylan Grazer.

When you would rather die than not have Jack Dylan Grazer in your life

I told my teacher I’d rather die than not have Jack Dylan Grazer in my life. She gave me detention. I didn’t care.

I tried to run away from school. I got lost. I found a Jack Dylan Grazer poster. I cried and went back.

I wrote a letter to Jack Dylan Grazer. It was 10 pages long. He hasn’t replied. I’m still waiting.