jack seven

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when you say something happened because you were so lucky it’s like the universe threw you a sandwich and a goldfish at the same time
You just won the lottery and said, 'Jack seven, baby!'
He got a perfect score on a test he didn’t study for. 'Jack seven, I'm telling you.'
She got out of a ticket because the cop had a bad day. 'Jack seven, I swear.'
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calling something a jack seven is like saying it was the result of a miracle, but also a bad decision by the universe
He got a promotion and said, 'Jack seven, I didn’t even do my job!'
She passed the class with a C. 'Jack seven, I failed three tests!'
He got the last slice of pizza. 'Jack seven, I just wanted to sit down!'
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a jack seven is when you blame luck for something that was probably just plain dumb luck and a little bit of help from the devil
He won the bet by flipping a coin. 'Jack seven, I didn’t even know what a bet was!'
She got the last chair in the room. 'Jack seven, I was just tired!'
He got a free drink. 'Jack seven, I was just being polite!'
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when you say jack seven, it means you’re not even sure if it was luck or someone just felt bad for you
He got the best seat in the theater. 'Jack seven, I was just late!'
She got the last piece of cake. 'Jack seven, I was just hungry!'
He got the best job offer. 'Jack seven, I didn’t even apply!'
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calling something a jack seven is like saying you won the lottery, but you also lost your shoes in the process
He got a free ticket. 'Jack seven, I didn’t even want to go!'
She got the best compliment. 'Jack seven, I was just being nice!'
He got the best parking spot. 'Jack seven, I didn’t even know the car was there!'
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a jack seven is when you say something happened because you were so lucky, but also a little bit ridiculous
He got a perfect score on a test he didn’t even take. 'Jack seven, I was just walking by!'
She got the best job offer. 'Jack seven, I was just texting my friend!'
He got a free meal. 'Jack seven, I didn’t even order anything!'
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