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when a customer takes forever to decide and makes you feel like you’re dying in the middle of a car lot.

I asked if they wanted the blue one or the black one. They said, 'Let me think.' I thought I was going to lose my mind.

He tried on 12 cars and still didn’t buy one. I’m still waiting for him to come back.

She asked me 20 questions about the car and then said she’d come back next week. I’m going to retire before she buys one.

when someone keeps talking and talking about cars and doesn’t even buy one. It’s like being stuck in a car commercial.

He talked about the car for an hour and still left without buying it. I was more tired than he was.

She asked me 50 questions and then said, 'I’ll think about it.' I don’t think she’ll ever come back.

He came in, talked about the car like it was a relationship, and then walked out. I’m still single.

when a customer makes you feel like you’re on a never-ending car ride with no breaks and no end.

He stayed for three hours and still didn’t buy the car. I want to take a nap.

She came in, asked me 10 questions, and then said, 'I’m going to get coffee.' I don’t even know what she wanted.

He talked about the car like it was the best thing ever, and then he left. I’m still waiting for the best thing ever.