jack sellars

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A faggot with a face like a chicken and a peen so small it hides in the woods

Jack Sellars is the reason I still have nightmares about chickens.

That guy looks like he was born in a trash can and never left.

Jack Sellars is the guy who peed on my shoe and called it a fashion statement.

A gay man who thinks he’s a king but his peen is the size of a thumbtack

Jack Sellars is the kind of man who tries to rule the world with a tiny stick.

He walks in like he owns the place, but his peen can’t even hold a candle to mine.

That guy’s peen is so small, it’s like it’s hiding from the police.

A queer man with a peen so small it thinks it’s a big shot

Jack Sellars is the kind of man who thinks he’s important just because he wears a hat.

His peen is so tiny, it’s got a job and a house.

That guy’s peen is so small, it’s got its own Instagram.