Jack Schlossberg

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A lawyer who looks like he just stepped out of a hot shower and also happens to be JFK’s kid. He’s rich, smooth, and probably thinks you’re a joke.
He’s the guy who makes me look like a hot dog at a barbeque.
He’s richer than my dad and smarter than my brother.
He’s the reason I still haven’t graduated from law school.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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He’s a lawyer who looks like he was born in a gym and also happens to be related to the president. He’s got the looks, the money, and the attitude to match.
He’s the guy who makes my lawyer job look like a side gig.
He’s the reason my Instagram is just a bunch of bad selfies.
He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘hello’ is a compliment.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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He’s a lawyer who’s got the body of a model and the last name of a president. He’s got everything and still acts like he’s got nothing.
He’s the kind of guy who makes me feel like a used towel.
He’s the reason I still wear jeans to court.
He’s got the life I want and the attitude I hate.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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