jack scan

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A fast virus check done right after you finish jerking off to free porn online.
I did a jack scan after my laptop crashed from too much porn.
Jack scan = instant virus check after my morning cumshot.
After my fifth porn tab, I did a jack scan and my computer screamed.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A quick anti-virus check you do after you finish jacking off to free internet porn.
Jack scan = my computer's way of saying 'I'm not dead yet.'
I did a jack scan because my laptop was acting like it had a hangover.
After my third porn video, I did a jack scan and my computer started coughing.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fast virus check you run after you're done jerking off to free online porn.
Jack scan = my computer's way of saying 'I survived that.'
After my fourth porn session, I did a jack scan and my laptop started sweating.
Jack scan = when your computer checks for viruses because it's tired of your junk.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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