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a guy whose ex knocked up her stepbrother, the whole thing was so gross it made his bottom lip grow to the size of a pizza, and he lost his top lip forever
his ex's stepbrother just got a baby and a girlfriend
he’s so jealous he eats pizza for breakfast
he tried to kiss me and it looked like a dog tried to kiss me
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the king of licking, the god of tongue action, the reason why everyone else is just a regular person
he licked the entire pizza box and then licked me
he licked my face like it was a taco
he licked the floor and then my shoe
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a loudmouth who talks trash before the game, acts like a total beast, but when it comes down to it, he’s just a big chicken who can’t handle losing, especially to his dad
he screamed at the whole team before the game, then cried when he lost
he called his dad a wimp, then lost and cried like a baby
he talked trash all game, then got beat and ran out like a coward
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