Jack Ryan

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A jack ryan is the most sexist, hot guy on Earth and everyone wants to bang him so bad they’d probably kiss his feet if he asked

I’d marry Jack Ryan if he asked me to be his third wife

Jack Ryan walks into a room and the whole place goes silent

Jack Ryan’s face is so handsome it makes my dog cry

A jack ryan is a fed who thinks they’re cool but ends up on Discord talking like a faggot and sending dumb memes to random people

Fed here, I thought I’d be a secret agent, not a faggot on Discord

Did you get the fertilizer tho ^-^ uwu

I signed up to be a spy and now I’m a faggot on 4chan

Jack Ryan is a four-year-old genius who was experimented on by weirdos and uses cool powers to save little girls from big fat guys

Jack Ryan is a baby genius with cool powers and a cool sweater

He fights big guys and saves little girls with his cool powers

Jack Ryan is a four-year-old with chain tattoos and a cool voice

Jack Ryan is a two-stroke lover who thinks four-stroke riders are faggots and will beat them up if they ever ride one

I ride a two-stroke, and I will punch you if you ride a four-stroke

Jack Ryan’s passion for two-strokes is stronger than his love for his mom

Jack Ryan says four-strokes are faggots and will kill them

Jack Ryan is a rich, fake genius who lost all his money and now hangs out with criminals and brags about being rich

Jack Ryan thinks he’s rich, but his businesses are all dead

He’s friends with criminals and still thinks he’s a genius

He says he’s rich but everyone knows he’s broke