Jack Russell’d

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Getting Jack Russell’d means some tiny man with a face like a confused raccoon is screaming at you like you owe him money and he’s going to kick your ass if you don’t do what he wants.
My math teacher Jack Russell’d me during a test because I forgot to bring my calculator.
At the park, some guy Jack Russell’d me because my dog barked at his lawn gnome.
My mom Jack Russell’d me for eating the last slice of pizza.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To be Jack Russell’d is when some little guy with the energy of a caffeinated squirrel is chasing you like you’re the last piece of cake at a bakery.
My brother Jack Russell’d me for not letting him play Fortnite.
That guy at the grocery store Jack Russell’d me because I took the last bag of chips.
My dad Jack Russell’d me for not cleaning my room.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jack Russell’d means you’re being chased by a tiny man who thinks he’s a superhero and is yelling at you like you’re his arch nemesis.
I was Jack Russell’d by my gym teacher for not doing push-ups.
That weird man at the mall Jack Russell’d me for touching his pet parrot.
My friend Jack Russell’d me for eating his sandwich.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To be Jack Russell’d is when some tiny guy with the attitude of a middle school principal is yelling at you like you just stole his lunch money.
I was Jack Russell’d by my neighbor for mowing his lawn wrong.
That guy from the subway Jack Russell’d me for sitting in his seat.
My sister Jack Russell’d me for not letting her use my phone.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Getting Jack Russell’d means you’re being chased by a little man who’s more angry than a cat who lost his dinner.
My uncle Jack Russell’d me for not helping him with his taxes.
That guy from the park Jack Russell’d me for taking his frisbee.
My friend’s dad Jack Russell’d me for breaking his son’s toy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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To be Jack Russell’d is like being chased by a tiny guy who’s got the temper of a dragon and thinks you’re the last piece of cake in the world.
My teacher Jack Russell’d me for not doing my homework.
That man at the airport Jack Russell’d me for cutting in line.
My brother Jack Russell’d me for taking his video game.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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