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jack rowlands is so cool he could turn south africa into a popsicle and laugh while it melted.

dm: bro i saw jack rowlands in the mall and the ice cream truck started crying

tweet: south africa is now a popsicle because jack rowlands said so

text: my dog saw jack rowlands and now it’s a popsicle too

jack rowlands is so cool he could make south africa’s presidents beg for mercy.

text: my mom said jack rowlands could make the president of south africa cry

tweet: the presidents of south africa are now my homework

dm: jack rowlands just made my principal beg for mercy

jack rowlands is so cool he could make south africa shut up and take it.

text: my teacher said jack rowlands could make the whole country shut up

tweet: south africa just took it and now it’s quiet

dm: jack rowlands made my brother shut up and now he’s a zombie