Jack Rickwood

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A giant legend with a face like a donkey and a mouth that could swallow a whole class

Jack Rickwood is the reason I failed math and my self-esteem.

That man could eat my homework and still have room for dessert.

I swear he’s the only person who could make a trip to the grocery store sound like a battle for survival.

A man so big, he could bench-press a teacher and still have time to laugh

Jack Rickwood is the reason we have gym class on Fridays.

He once sat on a desk and it broke like it was made of spaghetti.

He walks in and the whole school goes quiet like we just saw a ghost.

A human mountain with a laugh that could shake the walls of the school

Jack Rickwood’s laugh is louder than the fire alarm.

He once made the ceiling tremble with a single chuckle.

I think the principal is scared of him.