jack richardson

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A fake friend who acts like your best buddy at first but turns into a backstabbing jerk once you get close enough to see his ugly face
He said he'd be there for me when I needed him most. Then he texted my ex and told her I was a loser.
He took my lunch money and then laughed when I got kicked out of the cafeteria.
He called me a 'douchebag' in front of my mom and then asked me for a ride home.
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A smooth talker who'll feed you lies until he's got your wallet and your dignity
He said he'd pay me back after the concert. Now he's got my money and my favorite song stuck in my head.
He promised me a burger and a promotion. All I got was a side of fries and a demotion.
He told me he'd never betray me. Then he joined my enemy's side and took my job.
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A guy who's cool until he sees a better deal and then he'll sell you out for a discount
He told me he'd never let me down. Then he took my money and ran to the mall.
He promised me a secret handshake. Then he gave my enemy a high-five and left me hanging.
He was my best friend until he saw my enemy had a better lunch.
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