Jack Ready

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A guy who thinks he’s the main character of his own dumb story and acts like everyone else is just background noise.

Jack texted her 12 times in 5 minutes and called her "my queen" even though she ignored him.

He showed up to her party 2 hours late just to say he was "saving the best for last."

He cried when she said she was going to college and didn’t even ask if he could come.

A man who thinks he’s got game but is just average and has no idea how bad he looks.

He tried to impress her by saying he could bench 200 pounds but couldn’t even lift her purse.

He wore a hat inside and thought it was cool.

He tried to flirt with her while his pants were hanging off his ankles.

A guy who will do anything to get attention, even if it means being the most annoying person in the room.

He kept singing along to every song at the restaurant and didn’t care if people stared.

He texted her during class and got caught by the teacher.

He asked her to be his girlfriend in front of all her friends and then cried when she said no.

A man who thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread and is too proud to admit he’s not.

He told everyone he was going to be a rockstar and didn’t even know how to play an instrument.

He claimed he could beat up anyone but got knocked down by a kid in third grade.

He said he was going to be rich but still had a job at the pizza place.

A guy who can’t take a hint and keeps showing up everywhere like he’s supposed to be there.

He showed up to her birthday party even though she told him not to come.

He texted her every hour and didn’t stop even when she blocked him.

He stood outside her house for an hour just to say hi.