jack ray

I built my PC in my sleep. That guy built his while eating a burger and screaming at the screen.

He put the GPU in backwards and still made it work. I didn’t even know what a GPU was.

He installed Windows with his eyes closed. I had to look up what Windows was.

He finished his PC and still had time to chat with me. I was still trying to find the screwdriver.

He built a PC and had a side conversation with the internet. I just had a side conversation with myself.

He connected all the cables and still had time to send me a text. I didn’t even know what a cable was.

He built his PC in five minutes and then cussed me for taking ten.

He had my PC done before I even knew what a PC was. Then he cussed me for being dumb.

He built a PC, called me an idiot, and still had time to eat a taco.