jack ralph

Jack Ralph just turned my cousin into a pancake. He’s gonna need a new job.

I told him I’d beat him up. He said I’d be the one needing a new job.

My brother’s dick is now a pancake. Jack Ralph’s got a new nickname: Pancake King.

My junk screamed for mercy. Jack Ralph was on it like a thief in the night.

He beat my junk until it looked like it had been in a car crash.

Jack Ralph’s got a talent. It’s called junk torture.

I cried. My junk cried. Jack Ralph just laughed.

He made my junk cry so hard it left a puddle on the floor.

Jack Ralph turned my junk into a sobbing mess. I’m still recovering.