Jack Rabbit Slap

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A punch to the gut that makes you think you just got hit by a truck and then yelled at by your mom.

My cousin got a jack rabbit slap when he tried to steal my last slice of pizza.

I got a jack rabbit slap after I called my teacher a bad name.

That jack rabbit slap felt like I was hit by a bus and then stepped on by a donkey.

A slap so hard it feels like your face is on fire and your brain is trying to escape.

She gave me a jack rabbit slap for laughing at her bad joke.

I got a jack rabbit slap because I wouldn't shut up during church.

That jack rabbit slap was like my face was burned with hot lava.

A punch so strong it makes you question your life choices and your mom’s judgment.

He got a jack rabbit slap after he told my mom she was ugly.

I got a jack rabbit slap when I said I didn’t like her new haircut.

That jack rabbit slap made me want to move to a different state.

A slap that hits so hard it feels like your face is being beaten by a parade of raccoons.

She gave me a jack rabbit slap for eating the last donut.

I got a jack rabbit slap because I called her a bad name in front of her friends.

That jack rabbit slap was like 10 raccoons hit my face at once.

A punch that makes your teeth rattle like a train and your brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster.

He got a jack rabbit slap for saying my dog was fat.

I got a jack rabbit slap after I said my dad was a bad singer.

That jack rabbit slap felt like my brain was going on a rollercoaster.

A slap so fierce it makes your nose bleed and your eyes look like they’re about to pop out.

She gave me a jack rabbit slap because I told her she had a weird hair color.

I got a jack rabbit slap for eating my sister’s lunch.

That jack rabbit slap made my nose bleed and my eyes look like they were going to explode.