Jack Queen

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A woman so hot she makes your brain shut off and your pants drop down every time she walks by.
I saw her at the mall and I immediately had to pull up my pants.
She walked into class and I forgot how to breathe.
Her face was so good I jacked off in the bathroom during lunch.
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The first time a guy slaps his cock into a girl’s hole and thinks he’s a superhero.
He said it was the best day of his life. I don’t know why, he looked like he just got hit by a truck.
He came out of the bathroom screaming like he had won the lottery.
He tried to explain it to his mom and she just looked confused.
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A girl who sneaks around with her ugly best friend to get more guys to look at her.
She’s always hanging with her friend who looks like a raccoon. Why? So guys will chase her.
Her best friend is the worst, but she’s the queen of the school.
She’s like a fake princess with a real raccoon as her sidekick.
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