Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy who acts like a girl and cries when he loses a fight

My cousin is a jack pussy. He cried when his dog bit him.

He said he was going to beat me up, but he ran away when I said 'hello'.

He tried to fight me, but I just laughed and walked away.

2

When a girl sits on a guy and rubs his cock with her wet pussy and his own cum

She was so juicy, I didn't need lube. Just her and me.

We did it on the couch, and my mom walked in. She said 'I knew it.'

He was so turned on, he forgot to breathe.

3

When your girl is stolen by another guy, and you're left with nothing but regret and a sore cock

My girl left me for a guy with a bigger cock and better abs.

He stole my girl, and I had to fight him in the school parking lot.

She said she liked the new guy better. I said 'that's what she said.'

4

When you're trying to jack off and your cat decides to attack your hand

My cat attacked my hand, and I had to stop jacking off.

I was trying to jack off, and my cat decided it was my hand.

I was about to cum, but my cat ruined everything.

5

A guy who looks tough but runs when he sees a fight

He looks like a warrior, but he ran when I said 'fight me.'

He said he was going to beat me, but he ran when I said 'hello.'

He tried to be tough, but he ran like a chicken.

6

When you put a car jack up your girl's vagina and it feels like she's being torn apart

I put a car jack up her vagina, and she screamed like a baby.

She said she was going to kill me when I put the jack up her pussy.

I thought she was going to die when I used the jack on her.