Jack Prichard

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A human being who thinks he’s a cop. Probably has a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
Jack Prichard told me he’s gonna be a cop someday. I told him to get a life.
He keeps bragging about being a cop. I told him to stop talking and start walking.
Jack Prichard tried to arrest me for jaywalking. I told him to get a better job.
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A guy who thinks he’s tough. Probably has a crush on the police.
Jack Prichard said he’d punch me if I didn’t shut up. I said I’d punch him back if he didn’t stop talking.
He tried to be cool by pretending he was a cop. It didn’t work.
Jack Prichard said he’d report me. I said I’d report him for being a bad person.
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A person who thinks he’s important. Probably talks too much and doesn’t know when to shut up.
Jack Prichard wouldn’t stop talking. I told him to be quiet or I’d kick him.
He kept bragging about being a cop. I told him to stop bragging and start acting like one.
Jack Prichard said he was important. I told him he was just loud.
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