Jack Powel

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A guy who doesn't mess around and doesn't like getting called out for being a total meathead.

Jack Powel walks in and says, 'I don't need no stinkin' explanations.'

He gave me the eye and said, 'You don't know what you're messing with.'

He just stood there like a giant meathead who doesn't know how to be humble.

A man so secretive he probably hid his own shadow. He’s part of Dingle FC United and makes you work for it.

He was hiding in the locker room like a scared kid who didn’t want to be found.

He told me, 'If you can find me, you're lucky.'

I had to chase him through the stadium just to get a laugh out of him.

A man with a past so bad it makes your life look like a boring Saturday.

He told me he once got in a fight with a donut and lost.

He was in a gang called 'The Piss Heads' and they used to throw glitter at people.

He once tried to steal a chicken and got caught in a chicken coop.