Jack Port

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Jack Port is like holy hell on a human body. You look at him and your brain melts. If you aren't gay, you'll be gay in five seconds flat.

I saw Jack Port and I instantly lost my mind.

My cousin texted me 'I just saw Jack Port, I'm now gay.'

I walked into a room and Jack Port was there. My heart exploded.

Jack Port is so hot, he makes the sun blush. If you look at him, you're doomed. You'll lose your mind and your dignity.

I saw Jack Port at the mall and I forgot how to breathe.

My friend texted me 'Jack Port is here, I'm not coming home.'

Jack Port walked in, I fainted.

Jack Port is the god of looks. If you see him, you're gonna get a hard-on and forget your name. You'll be too busy staring at him to think straight.

I saw Jack Port and I forgot my own name.

My sister DM'd me 'Jack Port is at the bar, I'm leaving.'

Jack Port walked by me and I started drooling.