Jack Popwell

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A huge man who thinks gay men are the best thing since sliced bread. He lives for gay men and can't stop thinking about them. He’s so gay he might as well be one.
Jack just walked into a gay bar and immediately asked every guy if they had a boyfriend.
He texted his best friend: 'I saw a guy at the mall today and I almost cried.'
At work, he kept whispering 'I love gay men' to his coworker.
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A big guy who can't stand being around straight people. He's always with his gay friends and talks about them like they're celebrities. He's basically a walking gay ad.
Jack walked into a restaurant and immediately asked the waiter if he was gay.
He told his mom, 'I think I'm going to marry my best friend.'
He DM'd a guy he barely knows: 'Hey, you look like my type.'
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A man who thinks gay men are the best. He’s always hanging out with them and talking about them like they're his whole life. He's so into gay men he might die from it.
Jack saw a guy on the bus and immediately started making out with him in front of everyone.
He sent a text to his crush: 'You're my favorite gay man.'
He told his teacher, 'I want to be a gay man when I grow up.'
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