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The funniest, most annoying, and most loveable person who will make your life better, but also make you wish you could hide under a bed. He’s always happy, always talking, and will laugh at your dumb jokes even when he’s mad at you. He doesn’t take any crap and will call you out if you try to be a bad friend.

My best friend is Pepper Jack. He laughed so hard at my joke that he cried. Then he called me a idiot.

Pepper Jack showed up at my birthday party in a clown costume. I didn’t even know it was his birthday.

He told my crush I was ugly. Then he got kicked out of the cafeteria.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A white guy who smells like old socks and looks like melted cheese. He probably didn’t shower since the last time he had sex with a stranger and now his junk looks like a block of pepper jack.

My cousin’s member looks like a piece of cheese. He probably hasn’t washed it in a year.

He tried to flirt with my mom. She looked at him like he had a disease.

He told me his member was 'the best part of him.' I believe him.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You rub hot sauce on a condom and then you have sex with your cheating girlfriend. It burns so bad she might cry, and you might laugh at her. It’s revenge, but it’s also kind of sweet.

I put hot sauce on the condom. She screamed like she was on fire.

She cheated on me. I put pepper spray on the condom and had sex with her. It was like a horror movie.

She said it was the worst thing she ever did. I said it was the best.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

You chop up a hot pepper for dinner, then you go home and you rub one out. It’s like eating fire and then pretending it doesn’t hurt.

I ate a hot pepper and then went home and rubbed one out. I felt like I was on fire.

I chopped up a pepper. Then I rubbed one out. I think my face turned red.

My mom said I was eating fire. I said I was also rubbing fire.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A burger with pepper jack cheese on it. It’s like eating a cheese sandwich, but it’s also kind of spicy. It’s good. It’s also kind of weird.

I ate a burger with pepper jack cheese. It was like eating a cheese sandwich and also getting a sunburn.

My friend said the burger was the best he ever had. I said it was the weirdest.

It tastes like cheese and also like hot peppers. It’s confusing.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A burger with pepper jack cheese, but it’s also Halloween-themed. It looks like a haunted cheese sandwich. It might also taste like a haunted cheese sandwich.

The burger looked like it was from a haunted house. I think it was also haunted.

I ate the burger and it tasted like cheese and also like ghosts.

It was spooky. It was also kind of spicy.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Jack Daniels and Dr. Pepper mixed together. It tastes like a party in your stomach. It might also taste like you drank the entire bar.

I drank Jack n Pepper and it tasted like a party. Then I vomited.

It was like drinking a whole bar. I felt like I was drunk and also like I had a headache.

I drank it and my friend said it was the best thing he ever had.

by Slangipedia 1d ago