Jack Pearson

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Jack Pearson is when you pick someone up and throw them into a lake while yelling at them for being annoying.
I saw my cousin do a Jack Pearson to his girlfriend after she spilled coffee on his shirt.
My brother did a Jack Pearson to his crush during the school dance.
My mom did a Jack Pearson to my dad when he forgot their anniversary.
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Jack Pearson is when you grab someone by the hair and drag them into a closet like they owe you money.
My friend did a Jack Pearson to his ex during the prom.
My uncle did a Jack Pearson to his neighbor for stealing his lawn gnomes.
My sister did a Jack Pearson to her crush after he tripped her in front of the whole school.
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Jack Pearson is when you punch someone in the face and then ask them to be your partner for the rest of your life.
My brother did a Jack Pearson to his crush during the school play.
My dad did a Jack Pearson to my mom when he proposed to her in the middle of the grocery store.
My cousin did a Jack Pearson to his girlfriend after she broke his favorite mug.
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