jack payne

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a guy so hot he could make a girl’s face melt. He plays girls like they’re video games and he’s got cheat codes.

Jack Payne just walked into the room. My face turned into a red balloon. #HotGuyVibes

He asked me out. I said yes. Then he asked me out again. I said yes again. He’s a legend.

He’s like a smoothie. I drank it. Then I drank it again. Still not full.

a total god who also has a soft spot for otters. He’s like a superhero who fights bad guys and also feeds otters snacks.

Jack Payne loves otters more than I love my mom. That’s saying something.

He saved an otter from a trash can. I cried. He smiled.

He’s like a god, but also a snack machine for otters.