Jack Pattison

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Jack is a legend who makes things look easy even though he’s a total idiot
Jack drew a perfect pizza on the board and then cried when he realized it was just a circle
He said he could fix the internet and then asked me to explain what the internet was
He told the teacher he was doing a science project and then brought in a bag of chips
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Jack is cool but also a disaster who can’t tell the difference between art and chaos
He painted the entire classroom and then got in trouble for it
He tried to write a poem and it was just one word repeated 100 times
He said he was doing math and then started drawing monsters on the calculator
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Jack is the best friend you ever had but also the reason you got detention
He told the principal he was doing a presentation and then started singing
He brought a pet rat to school and it escaped during math class
He said he was doing homework and then spent 10 minutes arguing with a pencil
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