jack passion

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A bearded man who talks too much and acts like he’s important.
My uncle is a jack passion. He yells at the TV and still claims he's going to retire next week.
That guy at the gym who says he’s done with cardio but still shows up every day.
My neighbor says he’s quitting his job but still shows up to work every Monday.
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A guy with a beard who lies about quitting things and still shows up.
He said he’s done with Facebook, but I saw him posting twice today.
My dad said he’s leaving the church, but he’s still there every Sunday.
He claims he’s done with work but still answers his phone at 10 PM.
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A bearded man who can’t commit and always backs out of plans.
He said he’s quitting his job, but I saw him at work last week.
He promised he’d stop eating pizza but still eats it every night.
He said he’s done with dating but still texts every girl he’s ever met.
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