jack party

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A party where all the guys are there just to jerk off, and no one cares if they do it alone or in a big circle jerk. Sometimes they play soggy biscuit for fun.
Bro, this jack party is just a bunch of guys jerking off in the basement.
I came to this jack party just to see if they do the circle jerk again.
My friend said the jack party is the best part of the weekend.
2
When someone takes over your party just to make it all about them, like they're the main event and you're just background noise.
My friend got jack'd at the party and now everyone is just talking about him.
She showed up and jacked my party, and now I'm just the side act.
He jacked my party and now everyone's eating his snacks.
3
When your friend invites the whole group to a party, and then the next day another friend shows up and steals the same group for their own party, leaving you with nothing but embarrassment.
My friend had a party, but the next day his buddy jacked it and now he's the one everyone's talking about.
I had my party set up, but my friend just jacked it and now I'm stuck with the leftovers.
She had a whole party planned, but her friend jacked it and now I'm just watching from the side.
4
A grown-up game where people take turns taking off clothes, and when they're all naked, they sit down and jerk off like it's the best thing ever.
This jack party is just a bunch of people taking off clothes and jerking off.
I came to this party and it turned into a full-blown jack party.
This is the best jack party I've ever been to.
5
A party for the cheapest rednecks who charge $15 to eat gross food and drink beer, and then everyone drives home like they're drunk and don’t care.
That fish & game club party is the cheapest party I’ve ever been to.
I paid $15 to eat cheap food and get drunk at the VFW.
I came to the party, ate a burger, drank beer, and drove home like I was drunk.
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When your girl is super flexible and bends over so far she puts your sack in her mouth, like she's doing a tea bag just for fun.
My girl did a tea bag and I was like, ‘What the hell just happened?’
She put my sack in her mouth and I was like, ‘That’s a new kind of flex.’
My girl did the tea bag and I was just sitting there, stunned.
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A party where people all jerk off, and some of them even do it together like they're in a group and not just alone.
This jack party is just a bunch of people jerking off, and some of them are doing it together.
I came to the party and it turned into a full-on group jerk off.
This is the best jack party I've ever been to, and I'm just jerking off with everyone.
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