Jack Palance

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When you suck in both your nose and mouth at the end of a sentence like Jack Palance because you’re about to burp, hiccup, or fart like a goddamn donkey.
My mom said, 'I’ll be there in five minutes,' then sucked in like a dying goat.
He yelled, 'I love pizza!' and inhaled like he’d been holding his breath since the 1950s.
She said, 'This is the best day ever,' and sucked in so hard it looked like she was trying to swallow a brick.
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A government rule where Jack Palance gets the power to review every law before it’s passed, and if he doesn’t like it, he can make the Supreme Court take a long nap.
Congress passed a law about taxes, but Jack Palance said, 'This is nonsense,' and it got canceled.
A bill about chicken nuggets was passed, but Jack Palance showed up and said, 'Nuggets are for weaklings.'
The president signed a new law, but Jack Palance said, 'I can’t stand this,' and the Supreme Court had to sit out the rest of the week.
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