Jack Pace-Bain

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A butt with one ball and a face like a raccoon
Jack Pace-Bain is the reason I failed gym class.
He looks like he was born in a ditch.
He’s the guy who tried to fight a goat.
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A human who smells like old socks and has one testicle
Jack Pace-Bain smells like my brother’s gym bag.
He’s the reason I don’t want to be a man.
He’s the guy who tried to kiss a cow.
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A guy who looks like he was hit by a truck and only has one ball
Jack Pace-Bain looked like he was run over by a bus.
He’s the guy who tried to dance with a pig.
He’s the reason I hate mornings.
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