Jack off shack

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the tiny bathroom stall that gets used so much it smells like old pizza and regret.
I came to the dorm to study and found the jack off shack was being used by three guys at once.
The jack off shack is the only place in the building that still has a working light.
I tried to use the jack off shack and it was like walking into a sauna with a bunch of guys who think they're celebrities.
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the holy grail of bathroom stalls where people go to escape the world and their bad decisions.
I was hiding from my roommate in the jack off shack and he found me anyway.
The jack off shack is where I go to cry and then do my business.
I think the jack off shack is cursed because every time I go in, someone else is already there.
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the one stall you always end up in because the others are occupied by people who think they’re famous.
I had to wait three minutes in the jack off shack because some guy was taking his time like he was giving a speech.
The jack off shack is the only place I can think straight without someone talking to me.
I tried to leave the jack off shack and the guy next to me was still doing his thing like it was a concert.
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