Jack-Off Scratchpot

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A Jack-Off Scratchpot is when guards blow their load into a bowl of cereal and make you eat it or spill your guts. No mercy. No snacks.

My cousin got stuck with the Lucky Charms and now he’s a snack monster.

That kid at school ate the cereal and threw up on the principal.

I watched my uncle get forced to eat the broth and he cried like a baby.

A Jack-Off Scratchpot is when you get poked in the face with a bowl of cereal and told to eat it or get eaten.

The guard poked me in the eye with the cereal. It was like a nightmare.

My brother got poked in the mouth and now he talks like a soup can.

I got poked and I cried. Big time.

A Jack-Off Scratchpot is when guards use cereal like a weapon. You either spill your guts or eat it. No choice.

They hit me with the cereal and I got a brain freeze.

My friend got hit and now he’s a brain-freeze legend.

They threw cereal at me and I got a face full of crunch.