jack-off-off

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A dirty contest between guys to see who can blow their load the biggest and messiest, like a sperm explosion.

Jack-off-off started when four guys in the bathroom tried to see who could cum the loudest.

At the bar, Jack-off-off broke out when a guy yelled, 'I'm gonna beat your load, you ugly prick!'

In the gym, a group of guys turned the treadmill into a Jack-off-off battle, and it was glorious chaos.

When a bunch of Jakes get together and try to rub one out the fastest, the hardest, or the messiest, and it turns into a huge mess.

At the park, six Jakes started a Jack-off-off and ended up fighting over the best spot on the bench.

During a Zoom call, a group of Jakes did a virtual Jack-off-off and one guy turned off his camera mid-squeeze.

In the school hallway, three Jakes had a Jack-off-off and one guy ended up with a sticky shirt.