Jack Off o’ Lantern

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A smelly pumpkin that looks like a guy giving a hand job in the middle of a cornfield.

My neighbor’s Jack Off o’ Lantern reeks like he’s been smoking for 50 years.

I tried to scare my little brother with it, and he just laughed and said, ‘That’s gross.’

It’s the only thing that makes my Halloween party worth it.

A pumpkin that looks like it’s about to give a guy a blow job in the middle of the night.

My mom carved it and said it looked like my dad’s face after a long day at work.

I saw it from across the street and immediately felt sick.

It’s the reason my friends won’t come to my house on Halloween anymore.

A rotting pumpkin that looks like it’s giving a hand job to a ghost.

It’s so bad, even the ghosts are giving it the finger.

My dog ran away when he saw it.

I tried to take a picture of it, and it looked like it was about to scream.