jack off juice

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A cheap drink made from old booze, jizz, and a bunch of sugar to cover up the smell.

My cousin drank it and threw up on my uncle's shoes.

I used it to clean my dog's ears and he ran away screaming.

My mom tried to serve it at a party and everyone left.

The worst cocktail you've ever tasted, made with expired liquor, cum, and enough sugar to make a diabetic cry.

I drank it and my tongue felt like it was on fire.

My friend used it to wash his car and it smelled like a trash can.

I tried to pour it into a glass and it turned into a sludge.

A gross mix of old alcohol, sperm, and sugar, like someone tried to make a drink and failed at life.

I drank it and my stomach growled like it was mad at me.

I spilled it on my shirt and now it smells like a bathroom.

I gave it to my little brother and he cried.